By DANNY YOEONO
The crime blotter is compiled from public record and is not confirmed by Martinez Police or any other party unless otherwise stated. Some accounts may be unfounded.
Wednesday, Sept. 7
A woman in a SpongeBob SquarePants backpack was breaking glass onto Ferry Street just before 1 a.m.
A 50-year-old man with long grey hair took a tall can of beer without properly exchanging money for it at the Golden Vintage liquor store on Alhambra and Shell avenues around 11 a.m.
Roughly 10 minutes later, a loot said to be cans of alcohol was taken by a 25-year-old at the Valley Convenient Mart on Alhambra Avenue.
A bottle of alcohol was taken at 12:14 p.m. from Nob Hill Foods by another 25-year-old.If these three alcohol robberies were related, this could be the biggest heist in Martinez history.
At 5:10 p.m. two men were reportedly having an argument across the street from Taco Bell on Arnold Drive.
Thursday, Sept. 8
Two women broke something inside Main Street Treasures on Main Street and refused to pay for it. The incident occurred around 1 p.m.
A man who was thought to have stolen chips Wednesday came back and stole beer today from the Marina Market at 1:35 p.m.
A group of three boys were in front of Safeway acting rudely toward elderly patrons at 5:30 p.m.
Friday, Sept. 9
A woman reported that her car was stolen overnight. She believed the thief used a slim jim to do the crime. I had no idea Slim Jims could help in a car theft.
A woman in a black crop top was seen dancing and lifting said top at Susana Street Park at 11:50 a.m.
Saturday, Sept. 10
A dog barked from around midnight to 2:30 a.m.
A Berrellesa Street resident reported that the drug dealer outside their home was screaming at 4 p.m.
At 11:07 p.m., a child was heard screaming in the Maywood Lane area. No words, just screaming. Probably unrelated to drug dealer.
Sunday, Sept. 11
Around lunchtime, a man was publicly drinking beer and yelling near the Starbucks on Main Street. This definitely was not me.
A delivery driver was yelled at for speeding on Freda Court. He then took off his shirt and challenged the person who yelled to a fight. This happened a 3:48 p.m.
A man in a backpack was staggering round in the intersection of Pine Street and Vista Way at 11:09 p.m.
Monday, Sept. 12
A man with a small white dog was kneeling down while urinating on the corner of Alhambra Avenue and F street at 6:37 p.m. Probably just teaching the dog proper technique.
Tuesday, Sept. 13
At some point between the hours of midnight and 5 a.m., a car with a Bernie Sanders sticker on the rear bumper was stolen from Monterey Avenue. Those Clinton supporters are at it again.
A blue BMW was taking up two parking spots on Escobar Street at 8:46 a.m.
Around 1:30 a woman in the Walgreens on Alhambra Avenue had items she lifted confiscated by employees, but then proceeded to take more things.
A man in a grey shirt was drinking tequila on the path behind the Westaire neighborhood at 3:21 p.m.
A Glacier Drive resident reported they have been discovering pre-made sandwiches in their backyard.
Unknown to them is how they are getting there and who is putting them there.