Police blotter: Oct. 26 – Nov. 1, 2016

Wednesday, Oct. 26
At 1:06 p.m., a man with a shaved head wearing glasses was using a razor blade to cut security devices off merchandise in Wal-Mart.

At 5:27 p.m., an intoxicated driver, barely able to speak, went through the Wendy’s drive thru. Please get munchies responsibly.

A woman wearing a face mask and bandanna was attempting to break into cars on Robinson Street around 6 p.m. It sounds like a Halloween prank until you know she was also seen with a crack pipe.

A woman in her 70s was attempting to return items to Safeway without a receipt at 11:40 p.m.

Thursday, Oct. 27
A bald man in a pouffy tan jacket filled up a backpack full of Ensure nutritional shakes in the CVS drug store and then walked out the door around 1:04 p.m.

Friday, Oct. 28
Three thousand dollars worth of copper wire was stolen from the RV parking lot on Muir Road. That is 300,000 pennies.

Saturday, Oct. 29
A man was seen taking his shirt off at the Seven Flags Car Wash on Alhambra Avenue at 12:30 a.m. I am sure that is proper wax on, wax off technique.

A man in his 30s attempted to go through the McDonald’s drive thru on foot at 2:43 a.m. It’s not a walk thru bud.

A man in dark pants thought to be 50 years old had his zipper down and appeared to be sleeping standing up.

A man in all dark clothing was observed fighting the stone pillars and shopping carts of the Rite Aid drug store around 8 p.m. He was possibly high, but still fighting the good fight.

A man was blasting music and jumping off his bed in his apartment on Alhambra Avenue at 11:36 p.m.

Sunday, Oct. 30
Today’s rain washed away all the pain.

Monday, Oct. 31
Happy Halloween.

At 6:26 a.m., a man in a red jacket was swinging a machete around and striking the ground on Arnold Drive. He did not threaten anyone.

Around 3 p.m., a man was yelling and swearing at cars driving by on Ferry Street. This was not me.

A man in a gray fedora knocked on a residence door on J Street and asked to buy heroin at 5:30 p.m. Trick or treating has really changed since I was a kid.

Tuesday, Nov. 1
At 12:04 a.m., a woman in a gray wig was stealing from Safeway and, before leaving the store, threw a bag of candy at a manager.

About Danny Yoeono

Born and raised in Martinez, Danny graduated Alhambra High School in 2014.

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