By DANNY YOEONO
The crime blotter is compiled from public record and is not confirmed by Martinez Police or any other party unless otherwise stated. Some accounts may be unfounded.
Wednesday, Nov. 9
About an hour into the day, a goat was heard on the Pine Meadow Golf Course on Vine Hill Way. It was apparently in distress.
At 9:07 a.m., a man who looked to be in his 60s was sitting in a classroom at the Martinez Adult School on F Street, pretending to be a teacher’s aid.
A girl was found with a decent amount of marijuana at Martinez Junior High School at 11:33 a.m. But because prop 64 passed, it’s still illegal.
Thursday, Nov. 10
At 3:13 a.m., a man with household tools on him was drunk and argumentative saying he was a menace to society and was going to take it out on people.
A woman was heard screaming from C Street at 12:05 p.m. That’s how you know it’s lunchtime.
A possibly juvenile male wearing a blue shirt was seen at 2:17 p.m. by Sunrise Donuts inhaling something out of a balloon and in possession of a tall can of beer.
Multiple vehicles were reportedly doing donuts in a parking lot at the marina at 2:33 p.m. Donuts are for consuming, not doing.
A Willow Street resident got a knock on the door around 10:30 p.m. from a woman in her 30s who stated she wanted to say hello and then promptly left.
Friday, Nov. 11
A man in a bear mask and inflatable costume was running on and off of Center Avenue at 12:14 a.m. He was arrested.
A man in orange pajama bottoms was yelling and being violent inside the Amtrak station at 6:19 a.m. Go back to sleep dude.
A man in an orange shirt was stopping traffic on Pacheco Boulevard at 8:20 a.m. claiming he needed a ride. Dude, Uber.
A suspicious woman was walking up and down driveways on Foxhill Drive near 11 a.m. When confronted she said she was looking for the Martinez Jail.
At 2:10 p.m., a woman parked her car so close to another car that the driver of the other car could not open the door. When confronted, the newly parked car owner refused to move her car. This took place at Launderland on Alhambra Avenue.
At 5:25 p.m., a woman inside the Starbucks on Main Street was yelling and cursing at customers. Reportedly, she had been there before doing the same thing.
A man with a long pony tail was refusing to leave NuRay’s Lounge around 10:30 p.m.
Saturday, Nov. 12
Near 11 a.m., a woman in the Starbucks bathroom on Main Street was heard yelling and screaming. Coffee is a natural diuretic. Lol.
A fight occurred on Wyoming Street between five to six people at 10 p.m.
Sunday, Nov. 13
At 8:04 a.m., a man described to be in his 20s and barefoot was wearing headphones and dancing on the Amtrak platform near the tracks. This wasn’t me. I cannot dance.
Two women were bouting inside Walmart around 2 p.m. It’s not even Black Friday yet.
Monday, Nov. 14
A Shasta Drive resident claimed to have their neighbor on video egging cars and dumping cat litter onto their yard, violating a restraining order.
At 2:26 p.m., a man on his way out of Wells Fargo bank said he wouldn’t want to blow up a bank but that he knows how to.
A Castro Street resident reported a man with a shaved head and neck tattoo was on their porch attempting to open the screen door, then banging on the side of the home, leaving around 2:30 p.m.
Tuesday, Nov. 15
A boy jumped out from some bushes and exclaimed at two passing joggers, “Give me something to live for.” The exclamation occurred on Alhambra Avenue at 6:07 a.m.
A man in the John Muir Inn parking lot took off his shirt and tied it around his head at 7:42 a.m.
A man in a hat was by the Main Street Plaza hitting things with a stick and yelling at no one at 9:39 a.m.