By DANNY YOEONO
The crime blotter is compiled from public record and is not confirmed by Martinez Police or any other party unless otherwise stated. Some accounts may be unfounded.
Wednesday, Feb. 1
In the Muir Station parking lot at 5:22 a.m., a man wearing a burgundy hoodie appeared to be concealing a large object under his hoodie. Which almost sounds like an insult. Like he has a big head. Like he was trying to hide his big head.
Around 8 a.m., a D Street resident noticed a man in a striped shirt in the middle of the road talking to himself. Moments later the vocal introvert was sitting on the resident’s porch.
About a block away North on Ferry Street a man with a blanket and a beard was sitting on the ground yelling around 10:30 a.m.
On Eastgate Lane around 3:37 p.m., a man was yelling at a woman that she owed him money.
Roughly 12 hours later, a man in a golf hat refused to leave the McDonald’s on Arnold Drive. He was probably just waiting for the breakfast menu to start up again.
The real one. Not that fake one that doesn’t have the McGriddle on it.
Thursday, Feb. 2
At 4:41 a.m., a man in a cream colored button-up was attempting to get into the Hope House on Ilene Street through a window.
At 11:27 a.m., three young men snatched a large amount of beer from the Virginia Hills Safeway. I was not one of these three.
At 2 p.m., Howe Street reportedly had some slippery liquid on it.
At 3:29 p.m., a man in a wheelchair allegedly urinated publicly near the Buon Aroma liquor store.
Friday, Feb. 3
At 5:10 p.m., a man in blue jean shorts was seen beating on a vehicle parked in front of the ATA Martial Arts dojo on Alhambra Avenue. He was training for his black belt, I assume.
Saturday, Feb. 4
A mother took her son’s vehicle after telling him that she was going outside to smoke in it. She left with the car around midnight. Whose mom is this?
A golf club was being swung by a man outside Nu Ray’s on Ferry Street at 10:28 p.m.
Sunday, Feb. 5
A woman with a ponytail was drinking alcohol in the Main Street Plaza at 11:44 p.m.
Monday, Feb. 6
A couple was observed fighting over a dog on Robinson Street with the woman on the roof of a residence and the man throwing a rock at her. The fight happened around lunch time.
Tuesday, Feb. 7
At 4:24 a.m., a Brigeport resident awoke to shattering glass and found four bullet holes in the windows of his house.
At 9:08 a.m., a man in a Pokemon hat was harassing customers of the Starbucks on Main Street.
At 9 p.m., a man and woman were arguing in the driveway of a Hidden Creek Residence. Cursing, screaming and doors slamming were observed.