By DANNY YOEONO
The crime blotter is compiled from public record and is not confirmed by Martinez Police or any other party unless otherwise stated. Some accounts may be unfounded.
Wednesday, March 1
An unknown person who likes crime continually unplugs shore power from boats in the marina causing them to take on water and the bilge pump unable to pump it out. This has led to one boat sinking so far.
A naked man was found on a train in the Ozol train yard on Embarcadero Street at 2:54 a.m.
Around 6:20 a.m., a car with a spare tire cover on the rear that read “Life is Good” was stolen from Village Place. Life is indeed good.
A man was stopping around and scaring people, blocking the entrance to the Remedy wellness center on Ferry Street.
An elderly woman in a beanie with a ball on top left the emergency room gravely disabled at 5:33 p.m.
Thursday, March 2
There was a strong smell of gas in the air around the train tracks by Berrellesa Street at 12 p.m. Oh boy, my brother is at it again, expelling air.
Friday, March 3
A Ricks Street resident reported that their ex-girlfriend was in front of their home yelling and screaming at 2:48 p.m.
A train arriving in Martinez at 5:05 p.m. contained one drunk and disorderly passenger.
Five teenagers were possibly throwing items at houses in the Westaire neighborhood around 10:30 p.m. Boys will be awful.
Saturday, March 4
At 12:10 a.m., fireworks were said to have been set off from the juvenile hall. What are they celebrating in there?
A skinny man was throwing his skateboard around at the 7-Eleven on Morello Avenue at 2:52 a.m. He was arrested for public intoxication.
At 9:41 a.m., a delivery person was said to have threatened to hit someone on Court Street. This is a new Amazon Prime feature.
A man with a beard fell over on the sidewalk walking Southbound on Alhambra Avenue at 11:19 a.m.
At 11:27 a.m., a man panhandling had his pants and underwear fall down in front of the Safeway grocery store.
At 3:29 p.m., inhabitants of a car driving slowly on Elderwood Drive were observed smoking drugs.
At 4:42 p.m., a man was apprehended for attempting to steal an approximate value of $323 in Makita combo kits from the Home Depot. Probably going to build an illegal deck somewhere.
Sunday, March 5
At 7:50 a.m., a man in a black bomber jacket walked out of Safeway with a full basket of groceries. Dude, that’s stealing.
At 11:44 a.m., man described as a tweaker was refusing to leave the Amtrak train stopped in Martinez, even though it was his stop.
At 4:15 p.m., a dark purple Nissan Altima parked on Pine Street. The woman driver exited the vehicle, then urinated publicly.
Monday, March 6
At 10:20 a.m., a man standing under the train trestle on Alhambra Avenue was flipping people off and yelling at them as they passed by.
Tuesday, March 7
At 2:32 p.m., a suspicious person was reported at Susana Park jumping around, scratching himself, pulling up his shirt and yelling at someone who wasn’t there.
At 2:45 p.m., a man was acting aggressively strange while selling solar door-to-door on Lester Road. This is the future liberals want.