By DANNY YOEONO
The crime blotter is compiled from public record and is not confirmed by Martinez Police or any other party unless otherwise stated. Some accounts may be unfounded.
Wednesday, April 19
A suspicious person was spotted on Carquinez Scenic Drive wearing a long black and blue pea coat, jeans and a pair of red Converse while looking into vehicles at 7:06 a.m. The outfit almost sounds fashionable.
A woman in multicolored yoga pants allegedly committed assault at the CVS pharmacy on Center Avenue at 9:31 a.m.
During lunchtime, a woman described as middle aged was seen pulling her pants down at the bus stop on Alhambra Avenue and F Street.
At 2:23 p.m., a man wearing a gray and blue jacket over a gray sweatshirt opened and guzzled about five bottled drinks, then walked out of the CVS pharmacy on Center Avenue. Thirsty boy.
At 2:47 p.m., an elderly man purchased alcohol from the Quik Stop market on Muir Road and then chugged it in his car in the parking lot. He then drove away.
At 5:50 p.m., a man in camo pants was punching the poles and seats on the bus. He was the only passenger.
Around 9:30 p.m., a man in a black jacket put merchandise in his pants at Walgreens.
Thursday, April 20
It’s April 20th. Nice.
At the bus stop of Alhambra Avenue and F Street, a woman not wearing a shirt was yelling and throwing things onto the street at 10:26 a.m.
At 12:08 p.m., a woman was heard on Court Street saying “Don’t hit me,” and then, “You just hit me.”
Friday, April 21
All the toilets were backing up at Rankin Park at 6:40 p.m. It’s probably somehow my brother’s fault.
Parents were apparently spitting on one another at a game at Alhambra High School around 8 p.m.
Saturday, April 22
Happy Earth Day!
A driver fell asleep, drove through a fence and partially up the hillside onto old golf course property off Morello Avenue at 4:20 a.m.
A woman said to be six feet tall with blonde hair ran out of Wal-Mart with store merchandise at 1:30 p.m.
A semi-truck struck a fire hydrant causing water to spill into the air by the Westaire neighborhood pool around 3 p.m.
At 3:23 p.m., a driver of a green SUV was driving erratically on Reliez Valley Road while towing a child on a skateboard. The skateboard must’ve been parked in a red zone or something.
Monday, April 24
At 8:45 a.m., a man in a cowboy hat was attempting to scam customers of Bagel Street Cafe on Center Avenue. Don’t even try to scam me until I’ve had my morning bagel.
Tuesday, April 25
A suspicious person was reported on Thomas Drive at 12:37 a.m. He wore an oversized bright white t-shirt, had tattoos, had a shaved or bald head and was out of breath.
A man wearing no shoes was reportedly walking up and down Haven Street wielding some type of 2 foot metal bar in his hands at 4:09 a.m.
A man in black pants and a white tank top had been walking down Estudillo Street stopping at various homes and sitting on their porches in the 8 to 9 a.m. range.
At 1:32 p.m., a woman at Mt View Park was yelling at a man who asked her to keep her dog away from him and his children. At one point she left and then came back to yell some more.
Around 5:30 p.m., a possibly transient man with a beard was in front of the CVS drug store on Center Avenue vomiting. His pants were down and there was an open bottle of alcohol sitting nearby.